Hap-eh Nyuh Yir!!

Hey, Its the new year...go fuck yourself.

20-Fucking-thirteen.......hmmm teen...I I MEAN yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

WOOT WOOT NEW YEAR

So, Whats your New year's resolution?

What did you do?

Well its New Year, Stereotypes....you have been warned.

New Year! North Koreans fire their rockets, People make out and blame it on getting drunk, Chinese roll orange balls for good luck, Mexicans shoot their guns in the air and you there cr and mope in the corner for not getting to favorite christmas gift and have to wait another 364 days...Poor bastard....AND OF COURSE US AMERICANS AND CANADIANS SIT BACK RELAX AND JOIN THE FAMILY...CAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL VIDEO GAMERS DO IN THE NEW YEAR!

I decided to visit some friend back in Roblox, they are so excited, Not cause I arrived...theyre excited for me to leave..

When I was in my country Fireworks are ussually allowed...My mom said dont fire it in the living room.....so i fired one...in my bedroom....I lied on my bed.....and.....bam.

Have you ever been.....Hypnotized?....The_OGkitteh showed me a hypontizing....more eye hurting.....Motif.

The roof of his Capitol.

Oh yeah, Special shoutout to the following.

Stevelongmore

Catsof

Wc_Fm_boy3

Minecraftgirl550

Gnomedigger

AND THE REST OF THE PIGCRAFT CREW...

By the way,

OH YEAH! ONE MORE THING!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

UNLEASH....THE CRACK-EN!

*Groan*
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*bloop*

Aww what are very nice picture.....

Anyways, Hey guys my name is Hawkstyar, welcome back to Minecraft Expedition.

Ah Energy drinks, you never know when one WON'T help you.

We have the AMP, Rockstar, Monster, Red \Bull, Bull Shit...wait a minute....uhm...yeah.

This is a mundane post might as well suggest you [ack up your shit and get your fatass to sleep but you decide to keep reading so here's more content.

I sent a good friend of mine in Bristol some Jaffa Cakes.

Flicked the switch that powers the lighting and equipment in my Airsoft Basement.

Called a few friends at the Airsoft Camp.

Cuddled with my sweet and gorgeous girlfriend that will probably leave me in the next few months or so.

Went on another expedition and found a total of- 24 iron and 8 gold. All including my expedition gear...lost in a lava.

Well...not much comedic stuff.

hmm....ah-hah  Landscape montage?

Well, Mah name is Hawkstar......bai.

HEY....HEY...HEY...SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO....wait for it.....wait for it..

HappyPikachu!!! XD

He's the only guy i know that is online in the forums at this bloody time of night.....

get the fuck to sleep you stalkers of this blog...people that i sent the link are eternally welcome....welcome to my version of the Nether :3.

This post is spomnsored by the Nether with a kittycat face, Nether :3

Short post

the pre-planned Sipsco Fireworks new design island.

Merry merry Christmas....HOE, HOE, HOE!

Its the season to be jolly....Fa la la la la la la la la-

Fuck my ass like its a sharp'ner...fuuuuuuu hur hur hur hur...

Hello guys, My name is Hawkstar, also know as Talon. And this....is not sparta...

Yes, Thats a firework....The recipe is called the Creamsicle.....do not ask me why...

In other news. We are now celebrating Christmas, We wait infront of our chimneys with our shotguns loaded. Our hands melting in the mug of the hot chocolate....Our house turning into a seizure fest...

Did you ever experience the feeling of your mouth burning from a spicy food...and there is no such thing as milk or water....yeah thats what i am experiencing right now.

For the video presentation of the day. 

                                  

I know....im a douchebag...but...YOU CANT TOCUH THIS BA WAWAWA....lol

I type like its been so long of a paragraph but my brain is a scumbag....A SCUMBAG I TELL YOU!

Special thanks to the people there in PIGCRAFT QC that check this blog more often.

Thanks for the support and fucks you decided to give here. Everything is appreciated...except shits. I hate shits..

                                      

A definition of scumbag. Nice picture

Photobombed..

BEING A FUCKING SCUMBAG!

Well, theres your comical shit XD

Now we can focus to our lives in the real world.

Receiving bad gifts.
Moneh!!!
Granny's ugly sweaters.
That burned turkey in the oven still cooking for the next 5 minutes
ON HIGH!

Christmas cookies :3
Eggnog.

"Chocolate Milk"*

Reunions
Meeting people you will never remember by next week.
*Baileys
Wine
Champagne
Vodka
Hang Over
Next Day..


Be aware...That is NOT my schedule....not yet atleast.

WOAH....WOAH WOAH WOAH...WHAT THE FUCK IS ^^^

ugh...UUUGH....its hideous....and cute :3

Back to pigcraft, Guess what......Firework Montage. *Eye of the tiger*

Alright guys, My name is Hawkstar, And this...This is Minecraft Expedition!!

HOLY SHIT.....I AM ALIVE!

Holy jesus.....WHAT IS THAT!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

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Ugh.OH GOD...WHAT IS THAT...i will show you later :3

Anyways,(1) Guys, My name is HawkkehStaruh, H@wKs7eR, Hawkstar, Hawk, That bastard, AnnoyingHawkstar.

Anyways,(2) Sorry bout not posting yesterday, So here is a mash up...                     

2012....Isn't real...well no shit dumbfucks..

How are we still alive? 

BEcause 2012 isn't real.

Now back to christmas spirit..We are not in the time where we prepare to pretend that the gifts we get are what we really like..in our minds it will be the shittiest gift ever. Ah Christmas spirit. Ugly sweaters from Granny, Fruit Cakes, Christmas lights, A load of choking, Nose-clogging Glitter that if gets to your skin makes girls think your a vampire...

Here are some pictures of the christmas spirit in Minecraft.

Uhm....That was not supposed to happen....

Anyways, (3) We are now preparing for another new treat, The Fireworks. Yes dumdums, 1.4.6 has Fireworks to blow your shitty gunpowder in the sky, Please refer to 2nd article.

Anyways, (4)  If you haven't noticed.....The Krasvi Team as permanently abandoned Outpost Rio by the Head of Operations, moi, removing the last torch that lights the main lobby. Here is the picture of Outpost Rio yesterday, 12-21-2012.

Special thanks to Catsof, We had a Zombie Apocalyse game as of celebrating the "End of the World"

Using the currently Work in Progress, new Krasvi Central Hub as the second place of gaming, The first one being IntangibleWaffle's house. It would have been such a good article to cover...but no i was too lazy. XD

If this is very sho- IM KIDDING ITS NOT SHORT...

I just realized something...Creepers aren't blind....why? 

Because they stare back at you.

With their eyes....

THAT THEY USE TO SEE THINGS!

This is why they are called creepers :3

REINDEERS!!!!!

Cause its a merry merry merry freaking christmas!!

Thanks for reading, My name is Hawkstar, Thank you for reading my blog! :D

A special message to an Immature, Childish and Idiotic spammer.

Thank you for reading guys :D

-Hawkstar

1.4.6.awesome.cant.get.in.the.fucking.server.minecraft update.....Lol

I'm *creepy* motherfucker, You have a fucking problem with that? Go suck a *green exploding dick* then.

Hello einsteins, My name is hawkstar, Welcome to hell...I mean Nether....i mean...BAH...there is no such thing as hell...or Nether....

.....HOLY $#!7

I DONT BELIEVE IT.....hah..like "HELL" i've been there...GET IT...NETHER....cause its...cause its hell....Shut the fuck up.

Anyways, Who is excited to test out the new fireworks?

Anyone? YEAH....but sadly Pigcraft QC is still in 1.4.5 so we can't go there and fuck shit up unfortunately...

In the mean time..I'll show you me hitting this cute puppy...with a Diamond sword with Sharpness V, Looting II, Fire Aspect II and Knockback II.....I'm kidding i'm not a animal hater....I dont kill animals...heheh...Would you like 3 Stacks each of cooked Steak and Porkchops?

FIREWORKS...

dum dum dum DUM!

FIREWORKS.....MOTHER......FUCKING.......FIREWORKS...

Like i said....These are a bunch of shitty looking chinese-made...well no shit sherlock....ancient firework rockets that shoot the gunpowder you could use for TNT in the air making useless but beautiful Boom or Papew or Shish Kabam....BOOM.

In other news..

I have a annoying baby brother....

In other other news.

Enchantments...WHAT THE FUCK...

THE ONLY THING YOU GET IN THE ENCHANTMENTS IS WHAT YOU DONT EXPECT...

LIKE BOOTS.......YOU DONT EVER FUCKING GET FEATHER FALLING IN THE FIRST THIRTY-FUCKING-FOUR PAIRS OF DIAMOND BOOTS!

AND ALSO....THE WORST BUT STILL BEST KIND.....books....They have enchantment books now......hurr fucking ray. C'mon say hurray with me.....hurray.

Anyways guys, Glad you can join me again here in Minecraft Expedition. Tip day is Friday....Oh...Wait....I'm not done yet....

The 2012 phenomenon....Do you believe it?

I SAY AGAIN SHITFACE! ...DO...YOU...BELIEVE....IN....20-FUCKING-12!

Allow my good friend to explain it to you with this video.

ANYWAYS GUYS, I AM HAWKSTAR..AND THIS IS MY BLOG...GET THE FUCK OUT...

I'm Kidding.

I'm Hawkstar, And this is, Minecraft Expedition.

See ya tomorrow.

FIRST POST!!!.....well.....shit

Like what you see?

I'm sorry I am not Jack, so I suck at drawing French girls.....Bah-dum-tsh

Anyways.

Welcome to the blog, where we talking bout bunch of stuff about bunch of stuff all concerning a bunch of stuff.

TA TA RARA

Minecraft!

Well..Can't think of the right name......heres the list:

WorldofMinecraft

Minecraftwiki

WordofNotch

FuckyouImawesome

MinecraftExpedition

WatchoutCreepers

Bob

Well, This is the first post. Thank you so much for reading.

We will start posting bout in the weekend.

Remember...If you hear a fapping noise...Get the fuck outta there or a slime will fucking squelch you.

-Hawkstar 

*IS A BITCH*

HEY..HEY HEY HEY...I saw that...

Hawkstar, Signing out.